Dear Angela,
Why are you so tired?? You have been on a fabulous holiday relaxing and resting (admittedly not sleeping well due to the blimmin chickens) but you should have more energy than this!! Pull it together woman!!
Regards Angela :(
Dear toy room
Can you please sort, tidy, work out what needs batteries replaced, what needs to be thrown away and clean your self up a bit. See letter above...I'm too tired to do it!
Regards Angela
Dear Amalie
You are growing so fast. Well done in swimming class yesterday. You did so well!!
Regards Mummy
Dear Swimming teacher
My 3 year old does not need to learn to dive so please don't spend half of her lesson teaching her how to!! How will that help her if she is in the middle of the pool drowning.
Regards the mother in the red who was frowning at you!
Dear Hubby.
Yes I know. You hurt. Its the worse pain anyone has ever felt. Ever. Yes, I know you cracked your sternum...but....WHY ON EARTH DID YOU KEEP PLAYING RUGBY WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE COME OFF AND GONE TO A&E YOU CRAZY GOOSE!! NOW WE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 6 WEEKS. YES 6 WEEKS!!!!
Regards your loving wife
Why are you so tired?? You have been on a fabulous holiday relaxing and resting (admittedly not sleeping well due to the blimmin chickens) but you should have more energy than this!! Pull it together woman!!
Regards Angela :(
Dear toy room
Can you please sort, tidy, work out what needs batteries replaced, what needs to be thrown away and clean your self up a bit. See letter above...I'm too tired to do it!
Regards Angela
Dear Amalie
You are growing so fast. Well done in swimming class yesterday. You did so well!!
Regards Mummy
Dear Swimming teacher
My 3 year old does not need to learn to dive so please don't spend half of her lesson teaching her how to!! How will that help her if she is in the middle of the pool drowning.
Regards the mother in the red who was frowning at you!
Dear Hubby.
Yes I know. You hurt. Its the worse pain anyone has ever felt. Ever. Yes, I know you cracked your sternum...but....WHY ON EARTH DID YOU KEEP PLAYING RUGBY WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE COME OFF AND GONE TO A&E YOU CRAZY GOOSE!! NOW WE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 6 WEEKS. YES 6 WEEKS!!!!
Regards your loving wife
5 comments:
hehe I loved it, but seriously the one to the toy room and the one to your hubby was the best :)
THAT....was quite simply the funniest...cutest....blog EVER...I loved it!!!! oh and would you be offended if some time in the future when its not so shiny and new....if I completley steal it xxx love Andrea
Hahhaa, you have me laughing like crazy over here! The one to the swim teacher and to hubby got me.
(stopped laughing long enough to say) hope your hubby feels better soon :D
oh.....and by the way....there is nothing "wanna be" about you xxx
Blimmin chickens! That made me smile and smile : )
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